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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

im having like blurred vision nowadays. at some point of time i couldnt see stuffs proper. even not realising my friends were actually right in front of me. and i got no idea what hit me.

ok i heard this conversation while firdaus and me was rolling up the filaments. ehh why not good ahh the scaffold? you never do a good blowjob lahh! i was laughing coughing mad deyy at that point of time. hahahaha. wan wan. i bet ur gf is reading this. teach him a goooooood blowjob will ya? so that he'll be effective in his work. hahahahaha. ok sorry.

anyway, let me tell you stalkers a story, a true story(based on todays account) of three good friends mainly named; Superman, Batman along with Spiderman. As usual, them 3 Justice League members went off to work, got on their uniform and started off their everyday-the-same job in their top secret lab. then came in their break:

Spiderman: ehh you guys thinking of having Beef Noodles back in HarbourFront?
Superman: thats a real good idea Spidey, lets ask Batman for his opinion.*trots towards Batman* ehh keluang ko nak makan kat luar takk? beef noodle amaciams?
Batman: ehh bolehh uhh. aku buat bekal sikit jerr.
Superman: ok guys lets wrap up and go

and so, them comrades headed towards their mobile starting off pad to get to their destination. but unfortunately, they had their mobile on haul for caught speeding last week. and they decided to go public with their identity disclosed. with his senses, Spiderman caught sight of Bus 51 that will take them straight to HarbourFront. without wasting time, all went aboard the double deck bus entrusting Spiderman words that it will take them to lunch. They crapped alot along the way:

Superman: Hungry Ass!(inside joke, ask me, ask your superheroes why)
Spiderman&Batman: Hahahaha. Tooots.

Suddenly,

the bus took a turn while the usual route was supposed to go up straight all the way. panic, Superman asked Spidey regarding it:

Spiderman: ehh relax, it will take us there.
Superman: i trust you spidey(while biting on Batman's lunch)
Batman: ehh macam mane nihh? how? how?

and then:

Superman: ehh mofo! its queensway shopping center lahh! we're nong nong away from harbour front. get down. get out of the bus!

the rest did get down first despite Supermans lightning speed:

Superman: ehh then how? makan kat sini jerr? dahh lambat uhh gini maciamm kalo pehgi balik kerja.

*the rest nods head*

but then, halal food was not in sight as Batman had his visions on range:

Superman: ok, so now where do we eat? back to HarbourFront? my friend told me theres a bus that goes straight back to there. 61 i think. lets confirm with the bus driver.

*the rest nods head*

as the bus arrives, Superman asked.

Bus Driver: ahh betul. betul, harbourfront.

the three friends then headed to the back seat except for Batman who was standing. while Spidey and Super was caught designer guying(inside joke again).

ok this is getting bored. lets get it straight to the point.

so basically, as the bus reached for this particular stop, Spidey sensed something was dropped. a wallet. and Batman got his eyes fixed on the 16 year old owner who had just exited the public transport. the door closes and the three friends picked up the priceless wallet and started checking up on it...

to be continued.

Peace

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Anonymous said...

ehh...asal story halfway...Hmm